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It may be time to confront him.

What Is Your Boyfriend Hiding

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    1. My boyfriend sometimes acts like he’s hiding something.
    2. I’m never, ever, EVER allowed to go in the attic.
    3. My boyfriend often glances at the attic with an agitated look on his face.
    4. My boyfriend will spend hours in the attic giggling and rustling around.
    5. My boyfriend says I have to leave when he’s having what he refers to as “squirrel time.”
    6. When my boyfriend walks past the attic door he mumbles “Love you, little babies” under his breath.
    7. When my boyfriend sees a squirrel outside he gets a wistful look in his eyes.
    8. When my boyfriend goes into the attic, his pockets are filled with nuts and seeds. He thinks I don’t notice, but I do.
    9. My boyfriend often comes down from the attic reeking of squirrel.
    10. One time I heard dozens of tiny footsteps coming from the attic and my boyfriend screamed “My god! They’re out of the box!”
    11. If I ever say anything remotely negative about squirrels my boyfriend becomes sullen and combative.
    12. Most of our big fights have been squirrel-related.
    13. Sometimes in the middle of the night my boyfriend is missing and I can hear him saying “We own the night, my darlings” from the attic.
    14. The one time I went up in the attic my boyfriend screamed “Don’t you dare look in that box!”
    15. I asked my boyfriend if he was hiding something in the attic and he said, “Certainly not a box of squirrels” and seemed anxious.

Is he hiding squirrels up there?

What Is Your Boyfriend Hiding?

  1. There’s no definitive proof SO FAR that he’s hiding a box of squirrels in the attic. But who knows what else your boyfriend is hiding.

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  2. Your boyfriend is PROBABLY hiding a box of squirrels in the attic. It’s not looking good. It’s really not.

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  3. Yooooooooooo your boyfriend is DEFINITELY HIDING A BOX OF SQUIRRELS IN THE ATTIC!!!!!!!

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