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Sylvester Stallone Thinks This Is The Sexiest Horse Of 2015

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“This horse,” says Sylvester Stallone, “should be named People Magazine’s Sexiest Horse Alive for 2015.”

And who can argue? Look at this horse.

This horse should be named people magazines "sexiest horse alive" for 2015.

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But what makes a sexy horse? There are no stock images of sexy horses.

But what makes a sexy horse? There are no stock images of sexy horses.

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If you search “sexy horse” you will only be arrested.

If you search "sexy horse" you will only be arrested.

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So let’s just poll it.

  1. Is this a sexy horse?

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    1. Yes
    2. No

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  1. Does this horse’s flowing mane give you, like, a total boner?

    Sylvester Stallone Thinks This Is The Sexiest Horse Of 2015

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    1. Yes
    2. No

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  1. Do you want to splash around in the fading light with this animal and push wet locks of hair out of its deep-as-the-ocean eyes?

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    1. Yes
    2. No

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  1. Don’t you just want to ride this horse all day?

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    1. Yes
    2. No

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  1. Is Sylvester Stallone’s horse the Sexiest Horse Alive in 2015?

    Sylvester Stallone Thinks This Is The Sexiest Horse Of 2015

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    1. Yes
    2. No

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Sylvester Stallone was unavailable to comment on how sexy these horses are because obviously we never asked him.

Source: buzzfeed.com