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Does your cat actually like you, or are they just using you to open the tins?

How Much Does Your Cat Hate You

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  1. How many of these things apply to you and your cat?
    1. 1 Do you ever try to hold their hand even though it’s obvious they hate it?
    2. 2 Do you ever play with their ears?
    3. 3 Do you sometimes clean your nails with their claws when they’re sleeping?
    4. 4 Do you ever boop their nose?
    5. 5 Do you actually boop their nose all the time?
    6. 6 Do you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn?
    7. 7 Does your cat seem to constantly reject your affection?
    8. 8 Does your cat ever just stare at you for ages?
    9. 9 Does you cat ever bite you?
    10. 10 Scratch you?
    11. 11 Does your cat poo on your carpet?
    12. 12 In your bed?
    13. 13 On your clothes?
    14. 14 Really near the litter tray but not actually in it?
    15. 15 In the bath?
    16. 16 Does your cat try to steal food off your plate?
    17. 17 Do they wake you up in the middle of the night for no reason?
    18. 18 Do they sometimes bite your toes while you’re sleeping?
    19. 19 Do they sometimes sneeze directly into your face?
    20. 20 Do you ever cuddle your cat when they’re clearly not into it?
    21. 21 And force them to take selfies with you?
    22. 22 Do you ever put little outfits on your cat?
    23. 23 Does your cat reject all toys you buy for it?
    24. 24 Do they instead steal all your hair ties and/or bottle tops?
    25. 25 Do they sit on your lap much less than you would like?
    26. 26 Do they never sit on your lap?
    27. 27 Are they sometimes sick on your stuff?
    28. 28 Do they meow at 6am pretty much every day?
    29. 29 Do they scratch all your furniture?
    30. 30 Do they sometimes get in your draws and put all your clothes on the floor?
    31. 31 Do they knock all your belongings off shelves?
    32. 32 Even though they are very agile, elegant creatures?
    33. 33 Do they stand directly in front of the TV at crucial plot moments?
    34. 34 Do they walk across your keyboard when your trying to work?
    35. 35 Do they just sit on your laptop and refuse to move?
    36. 36 Do you catch them drinking your drink when they think you’re not looking?
    37. 37 Do they present you with other dead animals?
    38. 38 Do you sometimes think this is a threat?
    39. 39 Do you sometimes feel judged by them?
    40. 40 Do you sometimes suspect they are planning to murder you?

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How Much Does Your Cat Hate You?

  1. Your cat loves you! Weird! You must be the best cat owner in the world. Is your house just full of lap tops and open tubs of butter? Or do you actually have a dog?

    How Much Does Your Cat Hate You

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  2. Your cat doesn’t really like you. They tolerate you because you give them food, and occasionally scratch that itch they can’t reach, but generally your cat thinks you’re an idiot.

    How Much Does Your Cat Hate You

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  3. Your cat hates you. The only reason it hasn’t killed you yet is because it can’t work out how to use a tin opener. Count yourself lucky.

    How Much Does Your Cat Hate You

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