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Albert the cat can teach you, but he’ll have to charge.

BREAKING CAT NEWS: This is Albert and he is royally ticked off.

They call it #permascowl

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Albert is a Selkirk Rex breed, which means he has naturally curly hair.

Doesn’t matter WHY he’s pissed, it just matters that you’ve disappointed him. Deeply.

Haircut tomorrow. I don't want to talk about it. @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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Not even the world’s greatest cat nap can right this wrong.

Just chillin over the weekend. My weekends are pretty much the same as M-F but, then again I don't work here, I live here.

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Don’t worry, Albert has a way to deal with his anger. (Hint: It’s called REVENGE.)

8:05 am like I don't even care.

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Oh, was that YOUR waste basket? Guess you’ll have to clean it up then…

Hope you weren’t planning on printing anything… because you can’t now.

King of this here printer.

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Filing? LOL, no, you won’t be able to find any of the files you needed.

Things I do, just for fun. #throwbackthursday #tbt @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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You guessed it: all your passwords have been changed, and Albert did some rather unsavory online shopping.

Totally in the way of invoicing & soo doesn't care.

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No, no, it’s too late: Don’t try to placate Albert with copious brushing.

You all need a brush like mine.

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Don’t try to buy his affections with a cat-sized teepee.

Tipi time is my favorite time. 😺 @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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… though he will be keeping that teepee, because it’s dope as hell.

If I told you that I have my very own tipi, would you be jealous?

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Don’t think you can sway him by offering high-rise perches…

TGIF- hang loose this weekend.

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Fancy Amazon gifts…

Don't even think about chewing or scratching your claws on the corner of that package !!!

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Or fellow cat friends for him to play with. Albert hates those kinds of phony offerings.

No, no matter what you do, Albert will be sleeping with one eye open from now on.

Here's a wink for all my new followers. 😽

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He’ll be waiting for you to show a sign of weakness so he can exploit it.

LOL all you want. #buzzcut @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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And sure, the occasional cat yawn will get in the way of his pursuit of destroying you.

I can't believe some people think I'm not real! @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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But don’t think that will deter Albert in any way.

I want to be the halftime show. #kittypurry #superbowl

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Because Albert is always watching.

He’s always waiting.

Bert- just making sure I'm at my desk & do I possibly have any food?

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And he’ll show up…

Taking a second look- refusing to believe there's nothing in here for me.

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… where you least expect.

Just thought I'd see wth was in here.

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This is Albert, after all.

Bert is at the vet for a checkup where someone in the waiting room pronounced "that cat has a fabulously grumpy face"

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He doesn’t forgive, and he definitely never forgets.

These toys are an insult to my intellect. #pompousalbert #officecat @sagebrushfineart @alberttailsfromtheoffice

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RIP Mice. And watch your back, because Albert certainly is.

Source: buzzfeed.com