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37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

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End of the Middle Earth.

Let’s start with the obvious.

Obvious, but still annoying.

Waiting out a New Zealand traffic jam #travel #NewZealand #newzealandproblems

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Mate. Get out of the fucking car.

http://honey-n-gold.tumblr.com/post/113049190566/ok

And then there’s the neighbours.

http://inbroadwayvalley.tumblr.com/post/68355133676/kiwi-tumblr-user-problems-seeing-all-those-posts

Still, at least they actually acknowledge we exist.

Sometimes.

http://vegansadboy.tumblr.com/post/35762864701/free-shipping-australia-wide-for-the-last

Unlike everyone else.

http://worldmapswithout.nz/post/115721547003/sorry-wholefoods-but-this-planet-is-far

Hello?!

http://spankmethorin.tumblr.com/post/72955701947/oh-look-they-cut-new-zealand-out-of-the

Basically no one understands us.

Never know what to put when asked for my state – New Zealand problems http://t.co/5JbNxosaCz <- #funny

— latestfunny (@Funny Stuff)

37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

YES WE EXIST PEOPLE.

Wow seriously @cottonon (#typo), no NZD?! #NZproblems #alwaysforgotten @fiona22nz

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Then there’s the constant reminders that we’re living in the danger zone.

#newzealandproblems

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Oh you wanted to go somewhere?

http://itsallamiracle.tumblr.com/post/7077485571/photo-of-railroad-tracks-after-the-earthquake-in

NZ is a place with unique problems.

Check out New Zealand’s ‘toughest’ PR issues of 2014: http://t.co/4LtzeULf9w | Quite a list of ‘first world problems’

— BobPickard (@Bob Pickard)

37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

Like being a nation split in two.

http://cinderelvis.tumblr.com/post/75221236688/freaking-europeans-that-can-just-drive-down-the

Like which Wi-Fi network to choose.

And the AGONY that is Halloween.

http://meggyloops.tumblr.com/post/65576349335/my-dash-is-full-of-people-being-excited-about

Major problem? A draconian government that limits our personal freedoms.

http://instagram.com/p/lpW5KuKzuh

So far from “civilization” even the most basic things cost a ridiculous amount.

http://spookytune.tumblr.com/post/100641362283/the-worst-thing-about-new-zealand-is-the-fact-that

A nation where a Marmite shortage is a national emergency.

http://inbroadwayvalley.tumblr.com/post/42916880206/my-country-is-crazy

With chocolate milk so good we have to ration it.

Suddenly I really want chocolate milk #nzproblems

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Not forgetting our generally shitty weather.

😐😕😑😶 #kiwiproblems #Auckland #NewZealand #weather summer ??? ☁️☔️❄️⚡️⛅️ 🗾

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That one hot day when the tarmac sticks to your Jandals.

http://instagram.com/p/yOFMlDy-0Y

This horrific moment.

Worst start to the warmer months ever #KiwiProblems

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And the goddamn flies.

http://tortiecas.tumblr.com/post/42987841089/argh-flies-keep-trying-to-steal-my-fish-n-chips

But mainly, the goddamn winters.

http://fullmetalbishonen.tumblr.com/post/86881526689/my-room-is-so-cold-that-i-can-literally-see-my

We breed a vicious breed of criminal.

Distinctively NZ crime problems.

— mikewsc1 (@Mike Ticher)

37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

Keeping them away from the good stuff is a constant battle.

#nzproblems #marmaggedon #marmightygood

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Which is why we deploy our intelligence resources where they’re most needed.

Only in New Zealand is sheep theft a problem… #nzproblems

— DorcyJaffray (@Dorcy Jaffray)

37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

And just when you’ve finally escaped the last of the sheep.

New Zealand roadtrip problems: cows on the road

— tara_papworth (@Tara Papworth)

37 Agonizing New Zealand Problems

SERIOUSLY?!

#newzealandproblems

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Not forgetting THESE MOTHERFUCKERS.

That time I found a giant Weta in the bathroom… #currently #coolbutnotsocool #kiwiproblems

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National disgrace? You’ve never seen a kiwi.

Bloody native wildlife!

How do you remedy this? #newzealandproblems #kaikoura #newzealand

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This joke on repeat till The End of Time.

And I thought our WINTERS were bad…#middleearthproblems

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The same bloody jokes, every, single, time.

The same bloody jokes, every, single, time.

Twitter: @Hristivoje

Here we go again #RoadTripProblems.

#nzproblems #mooooove

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Goddammit New Zealand.

So we're stuck in traffic… #nzproblems #theyrebaaad #whowantslambchops

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Source: buzzfeed.com