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31 Reasons Rottweilers Are The Absolute Worst

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THEY KISS SO AGGRESSIVELY.

They NEVER want to cuddle up with you.

They NEVER want to cuddle up with you.

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And they don’t get along with other animals…

And they don't get along with other animals...

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…especially little fluffy ones.

...especially little fluffy ones.

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They will pick flowers for you. Who wants that kind of disgusting romance in their lives?!?!

They will pick flowers for you. Who wants that kind of disgusting romance in their lives?!?!

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Their smiles are really, really scary…

Their smiles are really, really scary...

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….AHHHHHHHHHH.

....AHHHHHHHHHH.

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They are so good at babysitting that they’re taking jobs away from humans.

They are so good at babysitting that they're taking jobs away from humans.

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And they have no patience at all for smaller dogs.

And they have no patience at all for smaller dogs.

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They have absolutely NO MANNERS.

They have absolutely NO MANNERS.

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NONE…LOOK AT THIS GENTLEMAN WHO HAS NEVER HEARD THE WORD ‘POLITE’ IN HIS LIFETIME.

NONE...LOOK AT THIS GENTLEMAN WHO HAS NEVER HEARD THE WORD 'POLITE' IN HIS LIFETIME.

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They always take everything so seriously.

They always take everything so seriously.

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Just look…they don’t know how to have any fun, at all, ever.

Just look...they don't know how to have any fun, at all, ever.

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MOVE ALONG, NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE.

MOVE ALONG, NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE.

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Their kisses are SO AGGRESSIVE.

Their kisses are SO AGGRESSIVE.

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JUST LOOK AT THIS INSANITY!!!!!!!!!

JUST LOOK AT THIS INSANITY!!!!!!!!!

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They have no patience.

They have no patience.

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They aren’t cute as puppies. Nope, not even a little.

They aren't cute as puppies. Nope, not even a little.

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And they’re absolutely terrible at snuggling.

And they're absolutely terrible at snuggling.

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Who would even WANT a snuggle buddy like this?! NOT YOU.

Who would even WANT a snuggle buddy like this?! NOT YOU.

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They are just too ambitious when playing fetch.

They are just too ambitious when playing fetch.

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And they won’t share their snacks with you.

And they won't share their snacks with you.

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They make nap time look like THIS and would you really want that?!

They make nap time look like THIS and would you really want that?!

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They’ll never miss you when it’s time to go.

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They’ll look so much better than you in a hat and you don’t need that in your life.

They'll look so much better than you in a hat and you don't need that in your life.

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They are horrible at sharing the bed.

They are horrible at sharing the bed.

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And they won’t ever go on any fun adventures with you.

And they won't ever go on any fun adventures with you.

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They are very aggressive…about watching television with you.

They are very aggressive...about watching television with you.

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And they just hate car rides so much.

And they just hate car rides so much.

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They won’t ever put a smile on your face.

They won't ever put a smile on your face.

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And they don’t ever have your back.

And they don't ever have your back.

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Rottweilers. THEY’RE JUST THE WORST.

Rottweilers. THEY'RE JUST THE WORST.

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