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29 Times Tumblr Saw Australia And Said Nope

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Australia is batshit insane, and so is Tumblr.

It knows Australia breeds ‘em tough.

http://youwantedwhining.tumblr.com/post/67649990123

It’s a fan of take-no-shit Aussies.

http://knowmorenews.tumblr.com/post/103480212864/old-man-kicks-eastern-brown-snake-in-the-head

It’s warm and welcoming.

http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/52629261075/welcome-to-australia

It revels in our amazing wildlife.

http://whatamithegeekmonkey.tumblr.com/post/78935305760/a-friend-found-a-snake-stuck-in-a-spiderweb

Particularly when it thinks outside the box.

http://myfriendscallmekazzy.tumblr.com/post/111933614431/honestly-australia-is-just-the-best

It tells you the best places to dine.

http://richardcreech.tumblr.com/post/95450667921/my-friend-just-went-out-for-dinner-and-this

It believes miracles can happen.

http://lesbiannie.tumblr.com/post/107381390966/breaking-news-harold-holt-has-emerged-after-his

It knows its history.

http://theorangelifeofriley.tumblr.com/post/101787690492/my-favorite-part-about-this-wikipedia-page-is-the

And its pre-history.

http://di-kot-o-me.tumblr.com/post/46790513388

It’s got a lot of time for battlers.

http://with-love-kez.tumblr.com/post/112593102410/in-australia-today-a-deadly-redback-spider

It loves the monarchy.

http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/84220391266/prince-george-visits-australia-so-obviously

It’s got impeccable news sense.

http://aimlessme.tumblr.com/post/99022632277/this-is-the-best-headline-you-will-ever-read

It knows WTF when it sees it.

http://maniclaughter.tumblr.com/post/64178256633

It’s got good vacation ideas.

http://tumblr.memecenter.com/post/72165316818

It knows all the best swim spots.

http://agypsycrystal.tumblr.com/post/98561631428/no-worries-mate-he-dont-look-hungry-the-cage

It knows the best places to go shopping.

http://thepiesendure.tumblr.com/post/111725310845/only-in-australia

It’s full of useful safety advice.

http://backtobass.tumblr.com/post/39976105264/come-to-australia-see-our-beautiful-beaches

Really useful safety advice.

http://dontblink95.tumblr.com/post/112501868071/there-are-literally-warnings-around-my-uni-about

Like Stay Out Of The Water.

http://discoverynews.tumblr.com/post/112678321790/rare-goblin-shark-found-off-australia

You got that?

http://unite4humanity.tumblr.com/post/108799293737/i-just-need-to-take-a-moment-to-say-wtf-meet-the

Maybe just stay away full stop?

http://azzventura.tumblr.com/post/104800419887/you-thought-you-were-safe-on-land

Consider yourself warned.

http://carpe-assbutt.tumblr.com/post/112278908535/if-you-thought-snakes-spiders-and-sharks-were-the

It can’t believe we actually exist.

http://cassandraemilyg.tumblr.com/post/103878748419/how-are-we-a-real-country

It knows that heaven is a place called Australia.

http://handhq.tumblr.com/post/81345521890/welcome-to-australia-bear-grylls-calls-it-man

Particularly if you’re an animal lover.

http://asexual-natasha-romanoff.tumblr.com/post/100814729895/in-conclusion-all-australian-animals-will-kill

Though not the difference between crocodiles and alligators.

http://tumblr.memecenter.com/post/78461889788

(Crocs are the ones that take you hostage)

http://pokemon-in-the-impala.tumblr.com/post/60254004058/only-in-australia

It knows Australia’s true weirdness is best viewed from outside.

http://hufflepuff-klainer.tumblr.com/post/98549232559/only-upon-leaving-my-country-i-realise-how-fucking

Ah Tumblr, you just know.

http://comediva.tumblr.com/post/89416857639/australia-is-that-you

YEP.

http://repairmanjason.tumblr.com/post/47022567471

Source: buzzfeed.com