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29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

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Never turn your back on a goat.

Goats don’t expect you to talk—they expect you to die.

And they’re not above going back in time to kill a bitch…

While proudly fucking shit up along the way.

Their hair is full of secrets.

And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.

Goats will body check you into oblivion.

The Mighty Goats. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— NHLonNBCSports (@NHL on NBC)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And don’t think they won’t bench you.

One of the all-time sports films: Coach Goater. What an inspiration. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— ladbrokescomau (@Ladbrokes.com.au)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

They’ll cut you.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Wait stop this is amazing:

— NickTypesWords (@Nick Simmons)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And steal yo woman.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Goat Disney proudly presents: Goatahontas

— GeorgeMcCallum1 (@George McCallum)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.

One more couldn’t resist…….. “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Goats” #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— eddietemistokle (@Eddie Temistokle)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And won’t hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.

“As far back as I can remember, I’ve always wanted to be a goat.” #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— PaulMurphyBooks (@PaulM)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Because they like the way you die, boy.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— gwapstackszzz (@CREEP!! ;P)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

They’ll proudly show you some skin.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Our Graphic Designers are not above a good Photoshop challenge. http://t.co/yC2g1g0koF

— CelebHush (@CelebHush)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Then frame you for murder.

Happy Year Of The Goat. Lets revisit our #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat creation from last week in celebration.

— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

They get off on being mutants.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— GathuTheMADKID (@Gathu TheMadKid)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Because they know they run the future.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Sorry, couldn’t resist! ‘Goat To The Future – Part II’

— clcsimon (@Simon Johnson)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.

Goats Of The Caribbean #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— AboveAverage (@Above Average)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And dance all along the way.

Double goat reference! We win this hashtag. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

They’ve made out with Tom Hanks.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— gcudave (@David McArthur)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And Ryan Gosling.

The Goatbook #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— EverythingGoats (@Goats)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And they can play Kevin Costner better than Kevin Costner.

If you build it, he will goat. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— GatewayGrizzlie (@Gateway Grizzlies)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.

The Goats Who Stare At Goats #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— emekamcquade (@Emeka McQuade)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And they chopped off James Franco’s arm themselves.

127 Goats #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— LikeGoatsDaily (@ILikeGoatsDaily)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

Goats aren’t supposed to eat chocolate, but they’ll do it anyway because they’re fucking goats.

What the hell, one more … for now #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

— MackLiddell (@Mackenzie Liddell)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And that won’t be the only thing they eat.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat Deep Goat Rated X Cuz it’s B’aaaaaaad

— Laughing_Lyon (@Laughing Lyon)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

They love playing games.

A #fun design make for #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat I made a #Sawmovie with the main character being a #GOAT!

— ImageNedeau (@Scott Nedeau)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And won’t hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat I Am Goat

— Mister_Scarber (@Gerg Scarber)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat What’syours?

— AnthonyLee59 (@Onedirection Dad 5/5)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat fifty shades of goat

— tastyoakley (@Lisa Oakley ✗)

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

BAHHHHHHHH!

29 Movies Drastically Improved With Goats

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Source: buzzfeed.com