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28 Ways Having A Beagle Ruins You For Life

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If Charlie Brown offers you Snoopy, just say no.

They never want to spend any time with you.

And they won’t bond with your children.

#fbf to the world's best beagle. Miss you.

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In fact, they won’t even give your kids the time of day.

In fact, they won't even give your kids the time of day.

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They never take a break.

They never take a break.

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Seriously, you’ll never get a moment’s peace.

Seriously, you'll never get a moment's peace.

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They’ll suck the joy right out of you.

They'll suck the joy right out of you.

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Bye, joy.

#meelo 👻 #playtime #cheeky #imissthisguy #beagle #puppy #mondayitis

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You’ll spend countless hours trying to train them — but it can’t be done.

Someone turned the big three today. #beagle #beagleclub #birthdayboy

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You’ll end up losing fingers from all the biting they do.

You'll end up losing fingers from all the biting they do.

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You’re gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can’t stand being around them.

You're gonna have to get rid of your cat, because they can't stand being around them.

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And half of the time, you’re breaking up fights they get in with other dogs.

And half of the time, you're breaking up fights they get in with other dogs.

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So just forget about taking trips to the dog park.

So just forget about taking trips to the dog park.

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They won’t play anyway.

They won't play anyway.

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There’s absolutely nothing majestic about them.

őrző-védő :) ✌ #security #love #beagle #ilovemydog #happy #spring #sun #home #dog

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Plus, they’re ugly.

Plus, they're ugly.

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I see no adorableness here.

Cuteness underload.

"Ai mãe foto toda hora, fala sério." #InstaDog #MaluSeria #AmorMeu #Beagle ❤️

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They make horrible study buddies.

Bajecna leta pod psa aneb #anatomie vol.2 #beagle #beaglestuduje #memorixanatomie

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They never listen to a word you say.

#beagle #beagles #beaglesOfInstagram #beagleFan #beagleMania #beagleLover #cute #puppy #sweet #miaTheBeagle

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And they can’t STAND being photographed.

So good luck getting them to be photogenic.

So good luck getting them to be photogenic.

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You have to force them to go on walks.

You’ll waste all your money on toys they won’t play even with.

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And also waste money on celebrations.

They loathe cuddling.

They loathe cuddling.

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And being held close to your heart.

They’re never anxiously waiting for you to come home.

In the dark I wait … 👹 #beagle #creepy #beaglepuppy

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And they’ll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend.

And they'll never, ever make you proud to be their best friend.

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You can adopt a rescue beagle through your local beagle rescue, your local shelter, or Petfinder.

Source: buzzfeed.com