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27 Reasons North Carolina Should Be Banned From The U.S

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Just go away, Tar Heel State.

Let’s begin with this fact: Carolina girls are NOT the best in the world. Why would you think that?

Let's begin with this fact: Carolina girls are NOT the best in the world. Why would you think that?

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And the men aren’t any better. Are there even cute guys in NC?

And the men aren't any better. Are there even cute guys in NC?

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And the people are notorious for being extremely rude. Look at these folks and their grimacing faces.

And the people are notorious for being extremely rude. Look at these folks and their grimacing faces.

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Additionally, the state has an awful-looking coastline. Who’d ever want to visit the Outer Banks?!

Additionally, the state has an awful-looking coastline. Who'd ever want to visit the Outer Banks?!

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This place is a freakin’ eyesore.

This place is a freakin' eyesore.

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And have we discussed the mediocre colleges and universities?

And have we discussed the mediocre colleges and universities?

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Public Ivies? The Harvard of the South? Hahahaha, are you kidding?!

Public Ivies? The Harvard of the South? Hahahaha, are you kidding?!

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OMG, and there aren’t really any metropolitan areas worth talking about.

OMG, and there aren't really any metropolitan areas worth talking about.

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And they call it “soul food.” It doesn’t even look edible.

And they call it "soul food." It doesn't even look edible.

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Speaking of food — Krispy Kreme, Cook-Out, and Bojangles all sell tasteless food. How are they even in business?

27 Reasons North Carolina Should Be Banned From The U.S

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27 Reasons North Carolina Should Be Banned From The U.S

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27 Reasons North Carolina Should Be Banned From The U.S

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Seriously, though. This is considered “good eating,” NC? Explain yourself.

Seriously, though. This is considered "good eating," NC? Explain yourself.

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And somehow they manage to chug a glass of this sugary drink after a nice “soul food” meal.

And somehow they manage to chug a glass of this sugary drink after a nice "soul food" meal.

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In addition to drinking sweet tea, North Carolinians also enjoy Cheerwine, which is odd because it’s not that great if we’re being honest.

In addition to drinking sweet tea, North Carolinians also enjoy Cheerwine, which is odd because it's not that great if we're being honest.

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Another terrible thing about the state of NC is that it has never produced anyone with talent. Who’s Chris Paul?

Another terrible thing about the state of NC is that it has never produced anyone with talent. Who's Chris Paul?

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For real, no one special has ever lived in NC.

For real, no one special has ever lived in NC.

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And have we addressed the music? Man, it’s bad.

And have we addressed the music? Man, it's bad.

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Yep, no one with any real musical talent has ever come from the Tar Heel State.

Yep, no one with any real musical talent has ever come from the Tar Heel State.

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Adding to the list of not-so-great things about NC, let’s discuss the fact that there aren’t any great landmarks.

Adding to the list of not-so-great things about NC, let's discuss the fact that there aren't any great landmarks.

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There aren’t any places with historic significance in the entire state. Sad.

There aren't any places with historic significance in the entire state. Sad.

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And another thing: Why are the Great Smoky Mountains so, er, lackluster? Boring.

And another thing: Why are the Great Smoky Mountains so, er, lackluster? Boring.

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Pilot Mountain is terrible and lacks charm.

Pilot Mountain is terrible and lacks charm.

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No one shows any pride for their favorite teams.

No one shows any pride for their favorite teams.

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Oh yeah, and some folks believe NASCAR is a legitimate sport. That’s reason enough to ban the whole state of NC.

Oh yeah, and some folks believe NASCAR is a legitimate sport. That's reason enough to ban the whole state of NC.

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Also, the state fair held in Raleigh? Rickety rides, terrible food, and smelly animals? Nope. Nope. Nope.

Also, the state fair held in Raleigh? Rickety rides, terrible food, and smelly animals? Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Pretty much everything people say in NC is unintelligible gibberish. What’s “y’all”? Stop.

Pretty much everything people say in NC is unintelligible gibberish. What's "y'all"? Stop.

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And apparently Carowinds is a fun place to visit? Highly debatable.

And apparently Carowinds is a fun place to visit? Highly debatable.

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All in all, stay as far way from this place as you possibly can.

All in all, stay as far way from this place as you possibly can.

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Source: buzzfeed.com