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24 Reasons You Should Never Own A Tortoise

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They’re just the worst.

Everyone knows that tortoises are ugly.

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They’re just not cute at all.

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From the moment they’re born.

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Right up until old age.

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They’re completely unadorable.

I mean look at them.

Super Kai 🎈#superhero #sulcatatortoise #sky #tortoisesofinstagram

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Who’d want this staring back at them each day?

And they’re the least photogenic animals of all time.

They don’t get on with other animals.

And they’re terrible around children.

Hell, they don’t even get on with each other.

#pet #tortoises #pinky #perky #pinkyandperky #spurthighed #🐢 #may15

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It’s no wonder they’re always looking so sad.

They hate the outdoors.

Look out world, Paddy's loose in #kalorama 🐢 #paddygram #tortoisesofinstagram?

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So you can’t take them anywhere.

Just look at how unadorable they look while eating.

Hibiscus leaves are yummy! 🍃😋

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And messy.

Plus they have zero chill.

They make lousy friends.

Sir William and I just chillin' #tortoise #grass #friendship #chill #workinghard #tortoisesofinstagram #herpetology

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They’re so antisocial.

This mornings staff meeting.

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And are completely incapable of having fun.

They have a weak selfie game.

Not to mention how terrible they look in a hat.

Rick the desert tortoise. #deserttortoise #tortoise #tortoisesofinstagram

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Ugh.

Do you think he likes his ugly Christmas sweater? Least he sleeps on💲💯s. #TortoisesofInstagram

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So why would anyone want one?

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Source: buzzfeed.com