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24 Questions Every Southerner Has For The North

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What part of “y’all” don’t you understand?

First things first: why do you say “on line” when you clearly mean “in line”???????

First things first: why do you say “on line” when you clearly mean “in line”???????

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You are getting IN A LINE. You are standing in the shape of a line. You are not logging onto AOL.

What do you have against sweet tea?

What do you have against sweet tea?

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Do you hate your taste buds?

Why don’t you put ice in your drinks?

24 Questions Every Southerner Has For The North

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24 Questions Every Southerner Has For The North

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Lukewarm is the devil’s temperature.

Why don’t you realize that BBQ is a noun and a verb and a general way of life?

Why don’t you realize that BBQ is a noun and a verb and a general way of life?

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I am going to BBQ tonight at a BBQ and them I’m having BBQ for lunch tomorrow.

How do you know which stuff is yours without monograms?

How do you know which stuff is yours without monograms?

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Why do you pretend you are not cold?

Why do you pretend you are not cold?

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It is cold. 30 degrees and under is LITERALLY FREEZING. Put your pants on. And then three more pairs of pants. And then just move south for the winter.

What do you have against wearing colors?

What do you have against wearing colors?

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A pattern never killed anyone.

Why don’t you talk to each other?

Why don’t you talk to each other?

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You don’t have to be friends forever, and It sure passes the time when you’re IN LINE. (See what I did there?)

Why does this even exist?

Why does this even exist?

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Haven’t you heard of Coca Cola?

Why do you say “soda” when you mean “coke”?

Why do you say "soda" when you mean "coke"?

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Every soda is a coke.

Why do you say “dry heat” like it’s a good thing?

Why do you say “dry heat” like it’s a good thing?

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Ain’t nobody else bragging about being dry.

Why is your hair so small?

Why is your hair so small?

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Everything is bigger in The South.

Why don’t you care about college football?

Why don't you care about college football?

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Probably because you don’t attend the church of the SEC but the question still stands.

What do you have against going to church?

What do you have against going to church?

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It’s a social club with free food and a side of redemption. Y’all heathens.

Why do you call these Samoas? They are clearly Caramel Delights.

Why do you call these Samoas? They are clearly Caramel Delights.

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And for the record, it’s pronounced like this:

And for the record, it's pronounced like this:

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Three full syllables.

Why do you call this a purse?

Why do you call this a purse?

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It’s a pocketbook.

And why do you call these fireflies?

And why do you call these fireflies?

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They are lightning bugs. Firefly is a Sweet Tea Vodka.

Why do you think a smile means I’m flirting with you?

Why do you think a smile means I'm flirting with you?

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I’m just being polite. You should try it sometime.

Where are your manners?

Where are your manners?

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When we want to say “fuck you” we just say “bless your heart.”

Why do you pretend this is edible?

Why do you pretend this is edible?

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Buttercream is king.

Why does everyone act a fool when it rains?

Why does everyone act a fool when it rains?

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You act like you’ve never seen rain before. Down here, we just call it “the afternoon.”

But yet when it snows you act like everything is fine until you’re trapped?

But yet when it snows you act like everything is fine until you're trapped?

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This is why god invented snow days.

Why don’t you know where The South is?

Why don't you know where The South is?

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Missouri is NOT The South.

And finally: what part of y’all don’t you understand?

24 Questions Every Southerner Has For The North

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It’s not ya’ll, it’s y’all. And it means whoever I’m yelling at.

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