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23 Reasons You Should Never Visit Middle-Earth

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It’s totally overrated.

Many people are quick to believe that Middle-earth is a majestic place.

Many people are quick to believe that Middle-earth is a majestic place.

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Rivendell

But TBH, it’s pretty mediocre.

But TBH, it's pretty mediocre.

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Lothlórien

In fact, the entire location is practically run-down.

In fact, the entire location is practically run-down.

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Mirkwood

Even the grass is dry and dying.

Even the grass is dry and dying.

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The Shire

The architecture includes some of the most boring creations in the universe.

The architecture includes some of the most boring creations in the universe.

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Rivendell

The designs of these columns are lackluster at best.

The designs of these columns are lackluster at best.

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The Halls of Thranduil

It looks like little to no effort was put into the structures.

It looks like little to no effort was put into the structures.

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The Grey Havens

The great halls are the complete opposite of royal.

The great halls are the complete opposite of royal.

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The Halls of Thranduil

Seriously, you call this a dwelling?

Seriously, you call this a dwelling?

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Erebor

You wouldn’t want to hold your valuables in a place like this.

You wouldn't want to hold your valuables in a place like this.

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The Gate of the Lonely Mountain

Biggest disadvantage? The mundane towns.

Biggest disadvantage? The mundane towns.

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Lake-town

Snooze alert.

Snooze alert.

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Dale

No one would want to live here.

No one would want to live here.

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Bag End

The food is nonexistent and everyone is always starving.

The food is nonexistent and everyone is always starving.

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Bag End

There’s just nothing remotely magical about Middle-earth.

There's just nothing remotely magical about Middle-earth.

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The Old Forest

Nearly all of the creatures are unfriendly.

Nearly all of the creatures are unfriendly.

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Eagles of Manwë

If you expect anything exciting to happen in these forests, think again.

If you expect anything exciting to happen in these forests, think again.

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The Fangorn Forest

Would you want to go on a midnight walk here? Nope.

Would you want to go on a midnight walk here? Nope.

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Caras Galadhon

The landscapes might bore you to death.

The landscapes might bore you to death.

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The Lonely Mountain

The views from the top of this rock probably suck.

The views from the top of this rock probably suck.

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Rohan

And this view is the biggest tragedy of all.

And this view is the biggest tragedy of all.

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Gondor

Yeah, there’s definitely nothing important to see here.

Yeah, there's definitely nothing important to see here.

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Argonath

Honestly, why would anyone ever dream of visiting Middle-earth?

Honestly, why would anyone ever dream of visiting Middle-earth?

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Along the path of the Beacons

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