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22 Reasons The Long Island Rail Road Is Hell On Earth

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“The 7:43 train to Penn Station is operating on time.” STOP THE LIES.

No passengers.

#Nope #lirr

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Nope.

The fares only go in one direction.

$19.75 to get home from work? Oh, okay…

Waiting at Penn Station is the worst.

http://instagram.com/p/vn-gL2kmzS

Happy Holidays, I guess.

90-minute delays are almost normal.

http://instagram.com/p/vnzR5eGEV0

“Service restored.”

At least you can rely on never getting to work on time.

How my mornings looking 😊😀😁😂😃 fml lol #lirr #morningcommute #nyc

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This train’s been cancelled.

The view is abysmal.

Don’t even pretend you haven’t taken a picture of the seat vortex.

You will forever freeze, no matter the time of year.

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra! #hobochronicles #tracksoda #lirr #comute #ticketsplease

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2 pairs of gloves should be enough.

This guy.

And this guy.

Are these people serious?

And these guys on the weekend.

http://instagram.com/p/vgTxOGAjBP

See you never, peace and quiet.

You can never get comfortable.

You know the lights are going to die when you’re on this old piece.

#lirr #mta #old #train

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“It’s vintage!”

People who think it’s okay to pee with the door open.

http://instagram.com/p/vZwDaMgA3a

Are you joking, sir?!

You need to leave while it’s still dark out to make it to work on time.

And so it begins #commute #LIRR #manhattan

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And thusly, you have a 9PM bedtime.

This is what your Happy Hour looks like.

Brown-baggin' on the #LIRR because #classy. #BudLight #TerribleBeer #1ExtraOunceThough #Steal

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Because you’re never anywhere but the LIRR at 5PM.

This person spent more than $7,000 on the LIRR in 18 months.

Over $7,000 to the #LIRR over the past 18 months. Sheesh.

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And you probably have, too.

The happiest moment in your day is getting a full row to yourself.

Standing room only nights.

http://instagram.com/p/ubpPOZt0Th

Equipment trouble happens way too often.

I told them! #lirr #sucks

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This.

Babylon Line hell…rush hour on a Sunday??!? #LIRR Get.It.Together. #likeisaid

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All of it.

This hardly even phases you anymore.

Even when you think you are leaving early, you can't get home early! #commuting #LIRR

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Expect 20 planned canceled trains during the PM rush, people.

Basically.

En route to the city #lirr #manhattan #train to #pennstation

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All aboard.

22 Reasons The Long Island Rail Road Is Hell On Earth

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