17 Reasons No One Should Ever Get A Cat
Evil little beasts.
They make horrible TV watching companions.
They are cruel, stone-cold bitches who won’t give you any love or affection.
I mean, have you ever tried cuddling with a cat? It is literally the worst.
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All cats are dumb.
Your sleeping cat will disgust you with its dumb little eyes and dumb little paws.
No cat is going to be your reading buddy.
Their faces are downright annoying.
They are the worst animal to dress up for Halloween.
It is an absolute given that if you already have a dog, your cat will HATE IT.
They’re certainly never going to help you out.
If you have a kid, your cat will hate your child so much.
They won’t ever offer you high fives.
Their attempts to creep you out will succeed and will never be cute.
Cats have no character. None whatsoever.
They take themselves way too seriously.
Cats are never down to hang out and have a good time.
And you know what’s worse than one cat? Two cats. It’s like double yuck.