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16 Signs You're Horse Blind

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You just assumed “Mr. Ed” was about a middle class man’s slow descent into madness.

Horse Blind: The inability of a human to see horses of any kind.

You always assumed cowboys were just floating.

You always assumed cowboys were just floating.

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And people who “rode horses” were just people who could fly and didn’t want to tell you their secrets.

And people who "rode horses" were just people who could fly and didn't want to tell you their secrets.

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Similarly, you thought jockeys had to be super small to be lifted by the wind.

Similarly, you thought jockeys had to be super small to be lifted by the wind.

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All you see here is a beautiful field of flowers.

All you see here is a beautiful field of flowers.

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You just assumed “Mr. Ed” was about a middle class man’s slow descent into madness.

You just assumed "Mr. Ed" was about a middle class man's slow descent into madness.

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This just looks like a nice couple doin’ some dance moves in a river!

This just looks like a nice couple doin' some dance moves in a river!

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You think “Black Stallion” was a really confusing, boring movie.

You think "Black Stallion" was a really confusing, boring movie.

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And felt shame when you struggled to find the beauty they spoke of in “Black Beauty”.

And felt shame when you struggled to find the beauty they spoke of in "Black Beauty".

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All you see here is a very tall, cool dog.

All you see here is a very tall, cool dog.

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This is just a dude playing pool at a normal bar.

This is just a dude playing pool at a normal bar.

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You’re wondering to yourself right now, “Hey, why is that dog in that barn all by himself? Is he lost?”

You're wondering to yourself right now, "Hey, why is that dog in that barn all by himself? Is he lost?"

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You secretly wonder, “what’s the difference between buggies and cars??”

You secretly wonder, "what's the difference between buggies and cars??"

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Merry-Go-Rounds are terrifying, pole-filled hellscapes.

Merry-Go-Rounds are terrifying, pole-filled hellscapes.

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Unicorns incite panic: WHY ARE THERE HORNS RACING THROUGH THE AIR???

Unicorns incite panic: WHY ARE THERE HORNS RACING THROUGH THE AIR???

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This is a very troubling photo of a woman and a rope.

This is a very troubling photo of a woman and a rope.

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Someone once yelled “Watch out! Horse stampede!” at you but you just blacked out and woke up in a hospital for inexplicable reasons.

Someone once yelled "Watch out! Horse stampede!" at you but you just blacked out and woke up in a hospital for inexplicable reasons.

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Horse Blindness is a serious condition that affects a significant portion of the population. If you or a loved one is affected, please contact your local eye doctor immediately. You are not alone.

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